You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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