The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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