I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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