i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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