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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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