i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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