I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
