Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
even my farts smell like vagina
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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