he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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