somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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