I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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