The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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