uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I need to sanitize my soul.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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