Porn is love you can see.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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