We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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