they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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