I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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