new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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