How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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