I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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