I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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