I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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