I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I skipped work to stalk him.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Randomize
