TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
