she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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