I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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