ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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