I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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