The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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