she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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