none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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