It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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