Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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