We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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