Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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