I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
