I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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