You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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