I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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