I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
