Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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