maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have fence marks all over my body
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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