I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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