i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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