i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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