that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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