i don't like sucking hair
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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