I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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