This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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