the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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