guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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