if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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