question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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