69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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